"WE the Sheeple of the United States, in Order to maintain the status quo, overlook Injustice, maintain societal Tranquility, hope for our defense, preserve our Welfare checks, and secure the Blessings of the Stock Market to ourselves, sitting on our posteriors, have elected and approved of Big Daddy Government in the United Socialist States of Amerika."

THE SHEEPLE'S DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE

                When in the course of political events, it sometimes becomes necessary for the Sheeple to discuss those Political Events, and to assume the Kommunist News Network, especially the television Station to which they tune, will tell them only what they need to know, an indecent Respect to the Opinions of Mediakind requires that they should declare their version of the Truth of the Situation.

                We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Sheeple are created equal, that they are allowed certain inconsequential Privileges, that among these are Existence, Servitude, and the Pursuit of the almighty Dollar -- That to enjoy these Privileges, Governments are established over the Sheeple, deriving their Powers from Executive Orders, that when the Form of Government becomes dictatorial in its plans, it is the Duty of the Sheeple, to quietly go along with it, and to support their Government, forming no Judgments about Principles, and allowing Government in such Form, as it shall seem most likely to effect their communal sense of Safety and Happiness.

                Polls indeed, will dictate that Government knows best about political Causes; and accordingly all Opinions will show, that the Sheeple are supportive of Their Government. But when a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy exposes a design to reduce them to Slavery, it is their Privilege, it is their Duty, to ignore such a Conspiracy, and to demand new Safeguards for their future Serenity. Such has been the pathetic
Existence of the Sheeple; and it is now the Necessity which demands they preserve their System of Government. The History of the King of Amerika is a History of repeated Kindnesses and Generosities, all having the direct Effect of Establishing absolute Federal Control over the States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to the New World Order.

                He has signed numerous Executive Orders and Political Directives of immense and pressing Importance, the most wholesome and necessary for our Good;

                He has bravely ignored obsolete laws, while taking care of the Sheeple's Business, and promised to save our Socialist Security System from the Right Wing conspirators;

                He has endeavoured to promote our Glowbull Village and One World Government;

                He has allowed us to pay our fair share to the IRS, and used it to harass those who would unjustly speak against Him;

                He has helped our Economy in the Glowbull Marketplace, and caused our Stock Market to soar;

                He has sent the Military on numerous peace-keeping Missions, thus preventing wider conflicts, and combined with others to engage in combat operations to protect the Peace of the World Order;

                He has done his utmost to protect our Children, and instituted measures to protect us from cradle to grave;

                He has shown impartiality toward Sheeple of all Ages, Sexes, and Conditions;

                At every stage of His Kindness, we have proclaimed His Greatness; our repeated proclamations have been followed by further Generosities. A King, whose Character is marked by every act which may define a Saint, is fit to be the Perpetual Ruler of the Sheeple.

                We must, therefore, agree that we are Satisfied and Happy to Graze under our King's benevolent Protection, and to follow Him as He leads us.

                We, therefore, the Representatives of the United Socialist States of Amerika, do soberly Publish and Declare the Sheeple's political Connection between them and their King.

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....Randy